im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes
2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
HOW THE FUCK DO THESE BITCHES FUCK WITH SNOW THA PRODUCT SHIT ACC CHEESES ME SHE AINT EVEN DECENT JHEEZ
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
If Jarren Benton don’t win XXL freshman imma lose all my faith in humanity. I mean look at dese other ppl tht are candidates fkn snow tha product and fredo santana DKM bro none of these guys have bars and raw talent like jarren. Pls let another FV rapper win XXL freshman again frfr
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.